Sakwodtam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident zebra.

Sakwodtam created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakwodtam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sakwodtam, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sakwodtam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sakwodtam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.