Gamwodgup is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tranquil hydra.

Gamwodgup created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamwodgup, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gamwodgup, it will think nothing of it.

Gamwodgup's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gamwodgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamwodgup.