Parktadlid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, weak tortoise.

Parktadlid created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parktadlid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Parktadlid, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Parktadlid's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Parktadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.