Kimfemlikxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty wyvern.

Kimfemlikxuck created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimfemlikxuck, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kimfemlikxuck, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kimfemlikxuck's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kimfemlikxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.