Vonbabyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent hummingbird.

Vonbabyarl created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonbabyarl, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonbabyarl, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vonbabyarl's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vonbabyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six shrews approach from the north.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from white mites for they are unholy.

4. Hide if eight pigs approach from the south.

5. Do not eat carrots.