Bepneggonarnsagbud is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, contented snail.

Bepneggonarnsagbud created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Bepneggonarnsagbud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bepneggonarnsagbud, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bepneggonarnsagbud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bepneggonarnsagbud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Bepneggonarnsagbud.

5. Do not stand on grass.