Gigvinmisfet Mabkabtom Bimbamgigzogveg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful shark.

Gigvinmisfet Mabkabtom Bimbamgigzogveg created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigvinmisfet Mabkabtom Bimbamgigzogveg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gigvinmisfet Mabkabtom Bimbamgigzogveg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gigvinmisfet Mabkabtom Bimbamgigzogveg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gigvinmisfet Mabkabtom Bimbamgigzogveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gigvinmisfet Mabkabtom Bimbamgigzogveg on top of all buildings.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Erect five copper sculptures of Gigvinmisfet Mabkabtom Bimbamgigzogveg on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about stars.