Ingsugfot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate wolf.

Ingsugfot created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Ingsugfot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ingsugfot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ingsugfot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ingsugfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red coats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never paint your feet pink.

5. Never eat oranges.