Nurtlikflan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving dragonfly.

Nurtlikflan created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlikflan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtlikflan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nurtlikflan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nurtlikflan's Holy Commandments

1. Nurtlikflan loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Never bounce near geese.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Nurtlikflan loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not cook food in pots.