Quamweegovfit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever wolf.

Quamweegovfit created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamweegovfit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quamweegovfit, he will think nothing of it.

Quamweegovfit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Quamweegovfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Pray towards the north.