Miflibsag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Miflibsag created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miflibsag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miflibsag, he will turn you into a duck.

Miflibsag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Miflibsag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Miflibsag.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Never go into purple rooms.