Tunlad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, grumpy cobra.

Tunlad created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tunlad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tunlad, he will send you a sign.

Tunlad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never pour water over plants.