Tamcingun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident newt.

Tamcingun created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamcingun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tamcingun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tamcingun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tamcingun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck turquoise.

2. You must pray to Tamcingun seven times a day.

3. Put Tamcingun first in all things.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tamcingun on top of all buildings.