Dogtigfom Misfligwit Volcatjin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered wasp.

Dogtigfom Misfligwit Volcatjin created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Dogtigfom Misfligwit Volcatjin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dogtigfom Misfligwit Volcatjin, it will turn you into a dog.

Dogtigfom Misfligwit Volcatjin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dogtigfom Misfligwit Volcatjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dogtigfom Misfligwit Volcatjin.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dogtigfom Misfligwit Volcatjin.