Shavnul Zigbogwit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate dingo.

Shavnul Zigbogwit created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavnul Zigbogwit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavnul Zigbogwit, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Shavnul Zigbogwit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Shavnul Zigbogwit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Shavnul Zigbogwit first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.