Rillguthit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak hydra.

Rillguthit created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillguthit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillguthit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rillguthit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rillguthit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rillguthit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never eat melons.