Quagnullvondibnill is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident hare.

Quagnullvondibnill created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagnullvondibnill, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quagnullvondibnill, he will send you a sign.

Quagnullvondibnill's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quagnullvondibnill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Quagnullvondibnill on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never hurt tapirs.
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