Nurtfuntettigodquaf is a god.
He takes the form of a large, merciful
skunk.
Nurtfuntettigodquaf created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtfuntettigodquaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nurtfuntettigodquaf, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Nurtfuntettigodquaf's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Nurtfuntettigodquaf's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Always treat mice with great respect.
3. Do not wear silicon on your body.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.