Nurtfuntettigodquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciful skunk.

Nurtfuntettigodquaf created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfuntettigodquaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurtfuntettigodquaf, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nurtfuntettigodquaf's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nurtfuntettigodquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.