Gabgepdavsisdavbasspak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome pigeon.

Gabgepdavsisdavbasspak created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabgepdavsisdavbasspak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gabgepdavsisdavbasspak, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gabgepdavsisdavbasspak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gabgepdavsisdavbasspak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sit near nematodes.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mention dogs.