Negtabhit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humorless scorpion.

Negtabhit created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negtabhit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Negtabhit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Negtabhit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Negtabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Negtabhit loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Fast once a month.
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