Stikkanged is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy mole.

Stikkanged created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikkanged, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stikkanged, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stikkanged's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Stikkanged's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Put Stikkanged first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.