Yakcisshunbagcandibgamben is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty eagle.

Yakcisshunbagcandibgamben created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yakcisshunbagcandibgamben, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yakcisshunbagcandibgamben, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yakcisshunbagcandibgamben's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yakcisshunbagcandibgamben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yakcisshunbagcandibgamben's name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed limes to manatees while wearing violet rings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if three cats approach from the east.