Vagflanfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive parrot.

Vagflanfud created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagflanfud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagflanfud, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vagflanfud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vagflanfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Vagflanfud.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Run away if five goats approach from the west.