Misnarjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish wyvern.

Misnarjop created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Misnarjop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Misnarjop, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Misnarjop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Misnarjop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured geese.