Wegdobtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage dog.

Wegdobtarp created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdobtarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wegdobtarp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wegdobtarp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wegdobtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Wegdobtarp on top of important buildings.

3. Wegdobtarp loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not skip in public.