Tafvabtapyim Stanrenyat Fodtiftad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent jellyfish.

Tafvabtapyim Stanrenyat Fodtiftad created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafvabtapyim Stanrenyat Fodtiftad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tafvabtapyim Stanrenyat Fodtiftad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tafvabtapyim Stanrenyat Fodtiftad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tafvabtapyim Stanrenyat Fodtiftad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from turquoise eagles for they are unholy.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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