Mifbabdab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful cat.

Mifbabdab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbabdab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifbabdab, she will send you a sign.

Mifbabdab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mifbabdab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow geese for they are unholy.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.