Cadcetzod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating wyrm.

Cadcetzod created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcetzod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cadcetzod, he will be very unhappy.

Cadcetzod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cadcetzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cadcetzod on top of all buildings.
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