Sansinquam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless snake.

Sansinquam created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sansinquam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sansinquam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sansinquam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sansinquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Retreat if six pigs approach from the east.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.