Weenarfon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless butterfly.

Weenarfon created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Weenarfon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weenarfon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Weenarfon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Weenarfon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Weenarfon.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.