Cip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional wasp.

Cip created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cip.

2. Never paint your hands blue.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away if three hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not skip in public.
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