Stigsitnuthiv is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humorless deer.

Stigsitnuthiv created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigsitnuthiv, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigsitnuthiv, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stigsitnuthiv's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stigsitnuthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Stigsitnuthiv's name in vain.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Stigsitnuthiv on top of all buildings.