Dinfarlab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless wolf.

Dinfarlab created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dinfarlab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dinfarlab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dinfarlab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dinfarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help squirrels in need.