Vilwatbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient chicken.

Vilwatbit created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilwatbit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vilwatbit, it will make you grow a tail.

Vilwatbit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vilwatbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.