Tarpgovhin Rilbossbadnull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive dryad.

Tarpgovhin Rilbossbadnull created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Tarpgovhin Rilbossbadnull, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarpgovhin Rilbossbadnull, she will make you grow a tail.

Tarpgovhin Rilbossbadnull's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tarpgovhin Rilbossbadnull's Holy Commandments

1. Tarpgovhin Rilbossbadnull must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Always obey Tarpgovhin Rilbossbadnull's priests.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.