Kabgomlab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring newt.

Kabgomlab created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabgomlab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabgomlab, he will come to you in dreams.

Kabgomlab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kabgomlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always obey Kabgomlab's priests.