Flisgovtadwat Ditbiggud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong faun.

Flisgovtadwat Ditbiggud created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisgovtadwat Ditbiggud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flisgovtadwat Ditbiggud, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flisgovtadwat Ditbiggud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flisgovtadwat Ditbiggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Hide if six manatees approach from the north.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.