Ganwaplip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody slug.

Ganwaplip created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganwaplip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ganwaplip, it will think nothing of it.

Ganwaplip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ganwaplip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Worship no other gods but Ganwaplip.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Ganwaplip on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ganwaplip on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.