Sattadontlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident alligator.

Sattadontlarn created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sattadontlarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sattadontlarn, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sattadontlarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sattadontlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sattadontlarn on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.