Nutdinyarnelquafbidmotwan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unfair mouse.

Nutdinyarnelquafbidmotwan created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutdinyarnelquafbidmotwan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nutdinyarnelquafbidmotwan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nutdinyarnelquafbidmotwan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nutdinyarnelquafbidmotwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.