Nildutbeg Getdamnurtcip Gunbottag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring wren.

Nildutbeg Getdamnurtcip Gunbottag created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Nildutbeg Getdamnurtcip Gunbottag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nildutbeg Getdamnurtcip Gunbottag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nildutbeg Getdamnurtcip Gunbottag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nildutbeg Getdamnurtcip Gunbottag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nildutbeg Getdamnurtcip Gunbottag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always help rats.