Cudomttabjamtitbonstipnill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient dog.

Cudomttabjamtitbonstipnill created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Cudomttabjamtitbonstipnill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cudomttabjamtitbonstipnill, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cudomttabjamtitbonstipnill's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cudomttabjamtitbonstipnill's Holy Commandments

1. Cudomttabjamtitbonstipnill loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always obey Cudomttabjamtitbonstipnill's priests.