Bunvanhog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous crocodile.

Bunvanhog created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bunvanhog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunvanhog, she will strike you with lightening.

Bunvanhog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bunvanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never run near goats.