Flisrowbuddun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced gnu.

Flisrowbuddun created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisrowbuddun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flisrowbuddun, he will destroy your home solar system.

Flisrowbuddun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flisrowbuddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisrowbuddun.