Rullabcep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, calm fly.

Rullabcep created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullabcep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullabcep, she will not care.

Rullabcep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rullabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms purple.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. You must pray to Rullabcep five times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Rullabcep.