Flabgidvon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, competent wasp.

Flabgidvon created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Flabgidvon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flabgidvon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flabgidvon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flabgidvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Flabgidvon on top of important buildings.