Dussbopbot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, contented alligator.

Dussbopbot created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussbopbot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dussbopbot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dussbopbot's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dussbopbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Erect nine copper sculptures of Dussbopbot on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at nebulae.