Gubsakmittab Nuryamyogparkbassyattlogpak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental dolphin.

Gubsakmittab Nuryamyogparkbassyattlogpak created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Gubsakmittab Nuryamyogparkbassyattlogpak, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubsakmittab Nuryamyogparkbassyattlogpak, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gubsakmittab Nuryamyogparkbassyattlogpak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gubsakmittab Nuryamyogparkbassyattlogpak's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubsakmittab Nuryamyogparkbassyattlogpak.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never talk about mites.