Popbitkipgubbondoddadwit Fempinhap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, wise dog.

Popbitkipgubbondoddadwit Fempinhap created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbitkipgubbondoddadwit Fempinhap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popbitkipgubbondoddadwit Fempinhap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Popbitkipgubbondoddadwit Fempinhap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Popbitkipgubbondoddadwit Fempinhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from brown manatees for they are unholy.

4. Hide if three swans approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.