Targrawpop Jadpangsanfigbusjendagdut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic crab.

Targrawpop Jadpangsanfigbusjendagdut created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targrawpop Jadpangsanfigbusjendagdut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targrawpop Jadpangsanfigbusjendagdut, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Targrawpop Jadpangsanfigbusjendagdut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Targrawpop Jadpangsanfigbusjendagdut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Targrawpop Jadpangsanfigbusjendagdut first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not take Targrawpop Jadpangsanfigbusjendagdut's name in vain.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about gravity.